Mom and Steve are watching a segment of The First 48 and 3 illegal’s have been charged with first degree murder…..
Steve: Seems like a lot of illegal’s are committing felony’s.
Mom: I’m surprised they don’t flee to resurrection cities.
Steve: Who, the illegal’s?
Mom: Yeah, all they have to do is go to a resurrection city and no one will look for them.
Steve: I thought Jerusalem was the only resurrection city.
Mom: No, there are many others.
Steve: What are the cities?
Mom: Well, Houston and probably Chicago.
Steve: Who was resurrected there?
Mom: I don’t know their names, but probably a lot.
Steve: Do they live in caves before they are resurrected?
Mom: No, they can live in the open.
Steve: Are they killed and then resurrected?
Mom: No, that’s the point. If they go to a resurrection city, they don’t have to worry about the police.
Steve: Are you sure you don’t mean sanctuary cities?
Mom: Same thing.
Steve: Oy vey.